

"I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe."

"Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey."

"Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which he has to solve"

"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."

"Penguins mate for life. That doesn't surprise me much because they all look alike. It's not like they're going to meet a really new, great looking penguin someday."
"Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms"
Ian, these are rockin'!
ReplyDeleteI love your lines and gestures- great lion head, and wonderful monkeys (all of them ;) ) too. :D
I Can't believe i never saw these.
ReplyDeleteUNTIL NOW!
but yeah, these are awesome!